Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
there is glitter all over my balls
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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