Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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