this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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