rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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