He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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