It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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