We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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