So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I have aggressive nipples.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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