but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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