so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
it glows. i had to have it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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