I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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