I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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