So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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