sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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