i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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