Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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