p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
