K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
accomplished twins. life is a go
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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