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Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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