So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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