Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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