just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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