There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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