i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
honey bunches of taint.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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