Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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