question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
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