oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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