garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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