I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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