Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
A bitchslap is in order.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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