North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
ok first of all what the fuck
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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