oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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