one two three fourrrrnication!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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