Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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