I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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