yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I cut my penus on the lid.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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