I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
