Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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