using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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