please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
