Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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