I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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