I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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