I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
please don't ironically join a cult
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