I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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