I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
don't judge my taste in strippers
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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