Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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