i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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