He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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