"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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