I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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