so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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