I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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