I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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