can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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