Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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