so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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