The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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